Of bicycle tumbles, screaming dogs and obnoxious Mondays-that-basically-suck

Sheesh. Beautiful Monday morning so decided I'd bike to work for first time since my heart surgery a year ago.

Suffice it to say, I will be compiling a personal "Do Not Do While Biking to Work" list.

(1) In avoiding #$@% sprinklers that soak the road, parkway and shoulder of the street, do not ride on the wet, long grass of the parkway. (This results in sudden slippage and copious amounts of blood from elbow and knee; and broken tail light).

And in keeping with Mondays Basically Suck
  truisms, here is something obnoxious:
 "Cody, the Screaming Dog."

It has to be fake, right? But it IS obnoxious.

... Nooooooo!  It's not fake.

ARGGGGGhhhhhh!